How to build a successful publication in 2024

Here is my step-by-step guide to Build a Successful Publication in 2024¹.

📉 Reduce Costs

• Start by using a free platform that’s cool with promoting nazi and anti-trans views
• Get people to write for you for free in exchange for exposure
  • Or just take content from someone else or use AI to do it all for you, no one will notice

📈 Gain Exposure

• Pummel social media with tons of posts and hashtags
  • Don’t forget to bait people into responding to ridiculous claims
• Promise people they will 10x something if they only give you their email address
• Follow the design trends

💰 Rake in the Dough

• Cover your site with ads
• Put all your best stuff behind a paywall
• Offer to write about people’s things if they pay you

1. Or, you know, basically do the opposite of everything I’ve done with foofaraw…